Learn the art of collecting, categorizing, and storing your belongings in a perfectly reasonable manner. A delicate balance between keeping and discarding, with the occasional 'just in case' item.
A hoard is not just a collection of random items, but an artfully curated selection of essentials and maybe, occasionally, a few non-essentials. A reasonable hoard is one that is balanced, organized, and easily accessible. It's like a perfectly curated museum, but with more dust.
But be warned, the line between a reasonable hoard and a hoarder's hoard is thin, and easily crossed.
Hording is not just about collecting things, it's about the experience. The thrill of the hunt, the joy of the discovery, the satisfaction of the acquisition. It's the perfect excuse to justify buying more stuff, and to spend hours organizing, categorizing, and displaying your treasures.
So, join us, in our quest for the perfect reasonable hoard. Together, we'll learn the art of collecting, the joy of storing, and the thrill of the hoard.