Rule 1: Be bold, be bright

Our first rule is to never be dull. We're not a beige website, we're a neon explosion of color and attitude.

Rule 2: Don't get too comfortable

We're not your average, run-of-the-mill website. We're a place where the rules are always changing and the fun is always real.

Our design is a reflection of the chaos and anarchy that lies at the heart of our website.

We're not a stuffy, stodgy, boring website. We like to mix things up and keep you on your toes.

We're not your average, cookie-cutter website. We're a rebellious, rule-breaking, mold-busting machine.

We're not a website that's all about comfort and familiarity. We're a wild, wacky, and woolly place.