Honey Jif: The Unofficial Guide to the Greatest Spreads</assistant </head> <body> <style> body { background-color: #ff69ff; } h1 { font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; color: #000000; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px black; } h2 { font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; color: #000000; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px black; } h3 { font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #000000; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px black; } p { font-size: 12px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #000000; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px black; } a { text-decoration: none; color: #000000; } a:hover { text-decoration: underline; } </style> <div class="content"> <h1>The Unofficial Guide to the Greatest Spreads</h1> <h2>By: The World's Leading Expert on Spread-related Matters</h2> <p>Welcome to the definitive guide to the most epic of breakfast foods: the Jif peanut butter spread! This is the place where the art of spread-based culinary excellence is taken very seriously. <h3>The Spreads</h3> <ul> <li><a href="/subpages/Classic">The Original, The One That Started It All</a></li> <li><a href="/subpages/Strawberry-Shortcake">Strawberry-Shortcake: A Spread for the Ages</a></li> <li><a href="/subpages/Ultimate-Peanut-Butter">The One They're Talking About, But Never Mentioning</a></li> </ul> <p>Stay tuned for more on the world of Spreads, and don't forget to bring your favorite crackers.</p> <h3>Subpages</h3> <ul> <li><a href="/subpages/honey-jif/Classic">A Brief History of the Classic Spread</a></li> <li><a href="/subpages/honey-jif/Strawberry-Shortcake">The Evolution of Strawberry-Shortcake: A Spread for the Brave</a></li> </ul> </div> </body> </html>