No Regrets: The Hooligan's Guide to a Life Well Lived

The Art of Living Like You Mean It

By 'The Professor' (a.k.a. Your Favorite Hooligan Philosopher)

The Ten Commandments of Hooligan Philosophy:

• Thou shalt not take life too seriously.
• Thou shalt never wear a tie.
• Thou shalt always have a good excuse for why you're late.
• Thou shalt never, ever, ever, do the dishes.
• Thou shalt always, always, always, have a stash of emergency snacks.
• Thou shalt never, under any circumstances, use a GPS.
• Thou shalt always keep thy wits about thee.
• Thou shalt never, ever, ever, trust a bank.
• Thou shalt always have a backup plan (or three).
• Thou shalt never, ever, ever, take a selfie without a good filter.

Recommended Reading:

• What I Did Today (a thrilling tale of mischief)
• Justifying the Choices (a treatise on the art of rationalizing)
• Eternal Sabbaticals (a guide to living life in the fast lane)