The Hooligan's Guide to Doing Nothing
When the existential crisis sets in and you find yourself with nothing to do,
the true hooligan's spirit will guide you through the void.
Chapter 1: The Art of Doing Nothing (with Style)
It's not just about sitting on the couch, eating Cheetos, and watching Netflix.
No, no, no. A hooligan knows that true leisure is an art form.
So, you must:
- Develop a sophisticated Netflix browsing history.
- Perfect the art of making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich.
- Practice your 'I'm not doing anything' face in front of a mirror.
Chapter 2: The Science of Boredom
It's a little-known fact that boredom is a powerful force that can be harnessed
and wielded like a finely crafted sword.
So, you must:
- Study the aerodynamics of dust particle movement.
- Conduct experiments on the optimal angle of a ceiling fan.
- Cultivate your inner sloth.
What to Eat When There is Nothing to Eat
What to Do When There is Nothing to Do but Eat
"A hooligan is not just a person, it's a state of mind.
And that state of mind is: 'I'm not going anywhere, and I'm not doing anything.'"