Reports | Horizontal Hacks

We have reports.

They're not that exciting, but here they are:

• Report 1: The Horizontal Hacks are not actually hacking.

• Report 2: Our reports are not actually reports.

• Report 3: We have reports, and they're not even organized by date.

Report 1: The Horizontal Hacks are actually very good at hiding their true intentions. Report 2: Our reports are actually just a series of poorly drawn stick-figure flowcharts. Report 3: We have reports, and they're not even organized by color.