Welcome to the Subpages of Horizontal Integration and Vertical Nonsense

What is Horizontal Integration, Anyway?

It's like when you try to put a square peg in a round hole. Or when a cat tries to fit into a shoe box. Not always successful, but always entertaining.

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Why is it so Nonsensical?

We're not really sure, but we think it has something to do with trying to fit a round apple into a hexagonal socket.

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What is Horizontal Integration, Really? What is Vertical Nonsense, Really?