Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Horn of Power shall rule over all the land of Pixeltopia with an iron fist... or at least, a really good Wi-Fi connection.
But beware, for the horn is also said to drive its wielder completely mad with too much power, leading to a downward spiral of rage-filled gaming sessions and endless hours of watching cat videos.
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