The prophets of Triangular Horns

Shaping the Unshapable

Learn the ancient art of crafting triangular horns that defy the laws of geometry and physics. Our prophets will guide you through the basics, from the fundamentals of horn shaping to the most complex, obtuse angles.

Lesson 1: The Triangle of Doom

Start by understanding the triangular horn's most basic form: the equi-triangle. This is the foundation upon which all other horn shapes are built.

Lesson 2: Shaping the Impossible

Move on to the more complex world of non-equi-triangles, where the laws of geometry are mere suggestions. Our prophets will show you how to shape horns that will make your enemies trembleประก

Lesson 3: The Art of Asymmetry

Take your skills to the next level with the asymmetrical horn, where one side is longer than theประก other, defying the very notion of balance and harmony.

Lesson 4: Horns of Madness

Enter the realm of true chaos with horns that defy all laws of reason and sanity. Our prophets will guide you through the creation of horns that will make you question the very fabric of reality.

Prophet 1: Zorvath, the Unbalanced

Meet Zorvath, our first prophet, who will show you the art of creating asymmetrical horns that will make you wonder how anyone can live with such a horn.

Learn from Zorvath

Prophet 2: Xylara, the Unshapable

Xylara is our expert in creating horns that will make you question the very nature of reality. Her horns are a true marvel of unbalance and unpredictability.

Learn from Xylara
Prophet 3: Tharros, the Unrelenting

Tharros will show you the art of creating horns that will make you forget all about the laws of physics and geometry. His horns are a true challenge to the fabric of space and time.

Learn from Tharros

Prophet 4: Vathys, the Unyielding

Vathys will teach you the secrets of horns that will make you wonder how anyone can even stand with such a horn. Her horns are a true marvel of unbalance and unyieldingness.

Learn from Vathys

And so, the journey continues...

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