Welcome to Blerg's Horn-tshirts, where we serve the most majestic, the most regal, the most utterly useless horn-related merchandise this side of the Blergian Mountains.
Our horn-tshirts are not just any ordinary t-shirt. Oh no, they are crafted with the finest materials and infused with the essence of the finest horned creatures. Wear them proudly, and be prepared to face the jeers of the non-horned masses.