Maintenance Report for Hoverboards
March 14, 2017
Today's report is being generated by our highly trained team of hoverboard engineers. We are currently dealing with the following issues:
- Engine malfunctioning in 3 out of 5 hoverboards. Possible causes: worn-out bearings, loose screws, or possibly a ghost in the machine.
- Users complaining about the lack of hover speed. We're looking into it, but it's not a priority.
- Hoverboard 007 (serial number: HVB-001) is still on the fritz. We're sending a replacement part, but it may take a few days to arrive.
- There's a weird smell in the hoverboard garage. We're investigating, but it's likely just a side effect of last week's hoverboard maintenance.
We're working on it, folks. Thanks for your patience.
For more information, visit our Technical Specs page.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Repair Manual for some DIY hoverboard fixes.