Scheduled Maintenance Tasks:
- 08:00 AM - Systematic Dusting of the Hoverboard's Mechanical Gizzards
- 10:00 AM - Oil Change and Lubrication of Hoverboard's Treads
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Break: Free time for Hoverboard Engineers to contemplate the meaning of life and the intricacies of quantum mechanics
- 01:00 PM - Debugging of the Hoverboard's AI, who has developed a fascination with 80s pop culture
- 03:00 PM - Safety Inspection: Checking for any loose screws, exposed wires, or rogue hoverchips
- 05:00 PM - Testing of Hoverboard's hover capabilities in a controlled environment (i.e., the parking lot)
For those interested in volunteering for a spot of hoverboard maintenance, please contact our HR department. We offer competitive hoverboard-related benefits, including free hoverboard maintenance and unlimited hoverboard-themed snacks.