Hoverboard Regulatory Commission

Section 1: Hoverboards are not to be taken lightly. They are vehicles of great power and great danger.

Section 2: All users of hoverboards are required to wear approved safety gear, including a helmet, knee pads, and elbow pads.

Section 3: Hoverboards are not for use on sidewalks, unless explicitly designated as a hoverboard zone. Failure to comply will result in fines and/or imprisonment.

Section 4: Hoverboards are not allowed in any establishment that serves food or drink, including but not limited to: restaurants, cafes, and bars.

Section 5: Hoverboard racing is strictly prohibited on any public road or path, unless you have a special permit from the Hoverboard Racing Authority.