THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO REGULARIZING EVERYTHING

By now, you should've noticed that everything is a mess. Cars are too big, clothes are too small, and don't even get me started on the state of politics. It's time to break free from this chaos and regularize everything in your life. But, where do you even start?

Don't worry, we've got you covered. Our team of experts (read: a guy who just likes making tables) has compiled a comprehensive guide on how to regularize the most irregular things in the world.

Regularizing Your Socks

Step 1: Sort them by color, then by size, then by the number of holes in the toe.

1. Get a spreadsheet to track your sock inventory.
2. Implement a color-coded system for matching socks.
3. Fire anyone who still uses the "one-sock-per-foot" method.

Regularizing Your Friends

Step 1: Get them all in one place.

1. Make them all wear the same outfit.
2. Force them to watch an 8-hour video about the importance of regularity.
3. Implement a points system to reward regular behavior and deduct points for irregularities.