Every Monday, we will hold a meeting to discuss our weekend activities. This is not optional.
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We require all employees to use exactly 17.5 grams of coffee per cup. Anything more or less is grounds for termination.
We will not tolerate any font styles that are not Comic Sans. This includes, but is not limited to, Arial, Helvetica, Times New Roman, and any other font that doesn't make you cry.
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