Neo-Brutalist Hug Certification: FAQs
What is the purpose of Neo-Brutalist Hug Certification?
Our certification program is dedicated to teaching the art of giving proper hugs. Yes, you read that right: hugs. The kind of hugs that say, "I care about you and your feelings, but not enough to actually listen to you."
What are the benefits of becoming a Certified Neo-Brutalist Hugger?
- You will be able to give hugs that are 99% effective in making the recipient feel slightly uncomfortable.
- You will be able to identify the exact moment when a hug is too long.
- You will have a certificate that says you are good at giving hugs (in case you ever need to put it on a resume).
What are some common mistakes to avoid when giving a Neo-Brutalist Hug?
- Tightening your arms too much. This is considered "The Crush."
- Giving too little space between you and the huggee. This is considered "The Squish."
- Suddenly letting go. This is considered "The Shock."
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