Welcome to our humble shop where we sell hugs in various shapes and sizes. Our hugs are carefully crafted to fit any occasion: a warm hug for your grandma, a gentle tap on the shoulder for your coworker, or a firm, yet not too firm, hug for your significant other.
We're currently offering a variety of tight hug options: Small Tight Hugs, Medium Tight Hugs, and Large Tight Hugs. Each hug comes with a free side of awkward hand placement and a complimentary shoulder pat.
Or, if you're feeling extra generous, you can and become a part of our tight hug community.
What's the difference between a tight hug and a regular hug?
Answer: A tight hug is when you hold someone really, really tightly, like you're trying to squeeze the life out of them, but not actually do so. It's more intense, more dramatic, and more likely to result in a few awkward moments.
How do I know which tight hug is right for me?
Answer: That's a tough one. You can try asking our expert hug consultants, but honestly, it's just a matter of personal taste. Do you like it firm, do you like it soft? Do you like it with a little bit of shoulder patting, or do you like it with a lot? The answer is, it's up to you.
Can I buy tight hugs with my credit card?
Answer: Yes, you can. We accept all major credit cards, except for American Express. Sorry, American Express people. We love you, but not that much.
Email: hugs@hugcentral.com
Phone: 1-800-HUG-ME-NOW
Address: 123 Hug Central St, Hugville, USA