Hug Frequencies: The Unseen Harmonics of Affection

According to our latest research, there are 7 distinct hug frequencies that exist in the universe:

• Alpha Hug (10 Hz): The most intense and possibly most damaging form of hug. Often associated with excessive use of slobbery kisses.
• Beta Hug (20 Hz): A balanced hug with a 3:1 ratio of squeeze-to-release. Ideal for those seeking emotional intimacy.
• Gamma Hug (40 Hz): A high-frequency hug with a strong emphasis on personal space. Perfect for introverts and those who value alone time.
• Delta Hug (80 Hz): A low-frequency hug that's more like a gentle rocking motion. Often used in lullabies and relaxation techniques.
• Epsilon Hug (120 Hz): A mid-frequency hug with a 2:1 ratio of squeeze-to-release. Suitable for those seeking a balance between intimacy and independence.
• Zeta Hug (200 Hz): A very high-frequency hug with a strong emphasis on rapid-fire pats on the back. Used primarily for encouragement and motivational purposes.
• Omega Hug (0 Hz): A zero-hug frequency, often used as a placeholder or when one doesn't know what else to do. May lead to feelings of emptiness and disconnection.

For more information on each frequency, visit:

• Alpha Hug (10 Hz)
• Beta Hug (20 Hz)
• Gamma Hug (40 Hz)
• Delta Hug (80 Hz)
• Epsilon Hug (120 Hz)
• Zeta Hug (200 Hz)
• Omega Hug (0 Hz)