Here at Hug Level 1, emotions are our business. We'll give you so many hugs that you'll never be the same again. Our expert hug therapists will guide you through the depths of your feelings, and our state-of-the-art hug machines will make sure you're properly enveloped in a cocoon of warmth and love. Don't worry, we won't judge you - unless you're a robot, in which case, sorry, we can't help you.
Proceed to Hug Level 2, where things get really deep
But if you're a robot, sorry buddy, we can't hug you. You're going to have to try Robot Hug Alternatives instead
