Hug Recipes 101: The Art of Physical Affection

Lesson 1: The Classic Hug

Ingredients:

• 1. 1-2 cups of human warmth
• 1/4 cup of physical contact
• 1/2 cup of genuine interest in the recipient's feelings

Instructions:

1. Initiate contact with a gentle yet firm grip.
2. Wrap arms around the recipient, ensuring a secure hold.
3. Maintain contact for 5-7 seconds, or until the recipient indicates release is desired.

Optional:

• Verbal confirmation of the hug's success, e.g., "I'm so happy to see you!"

Lesson 2: The Hug-a-Tron 5000

Ingredients:

• 1 Hug-a-Tron 5000 device
• 1 power source (not included)

Instructions:

1. Assemble the Hug-a-Tron 5000 device according to the manufacturer's instructions.
2. Place the device on the recipient's shoulders, ensuring proper alignment with their heart.
3. Engage the Hug-a-Tron 5000, and bask in the warmth of its synthetic affection.

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