Ingredients:
- 1 cup love (must be certified organic)
- 1/2 cup existential dread
- 1/4 cup temporal awareness
- 1/8 cup interdimensional understanding
- 1 pinch of metafictional irony
Instructions:
- Open a rift in the fabric of space-time
- Insert a quantum superposition of emotions into the rift
- Stir counterclockwise while whispering 'tenderness' 17 times
- Conduct a ritual dance of unspoken understanding
- Seal the rift with a kiss from a distant star
Side effects may include: temporary fusion of consciousness, permanent smile, and/or spontaneous reevaluation of reality.