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Recipe 1: The Shoulder Squish

Ingredients: 1 human, 1 shoulder, 3 minutes of gentle pressure.

1. Place your human in front of you.
2. Apply gentle pressure to their shoulder.
3. Repeat for 3 minutes, or until they politely extract themselves.

Side effects may include: feelings of comfort, temporary numbness of the arm, and/or a strong desire to reciprocate.

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