Abandon All Hope (And Your To-Do List)

Are you tired of being a productive member of society? Do you dream of leaving a trail of chaos in your wake?

• Step 1: Stop checking your email. It's not like anyone needs your response.
• Step 2: Ignore your boss's requests. They'll just send more anyway.
• Step 3: Let your plants die. They're just going to get watered and ignored too.
• Step 4: Stop making eye contact. People will just think you're weird.

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