Warning: This page is for entertainment purposes only. Please do not attempt to establish actual human connections. It's just not worth it.
Back in the day, humans used to be all the rage, but now we're just a relic of the past. Like those old VHS tapes, but without the nostalgic value.
Here are some Antiquated Social Skills you might still be clinging to.
Or, if you're feeling extra bold, try Overly Attached People for some real entertainment.