Side Effect 3: The Uncontrollable Sneeze

Warning: Consuming Human Jell-O Soufflé may cause sudden and unpredictable sneezing fits. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent nasal tissue damage.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Human Jell-O Powder
• 2 cups Sparkling Water
• 1/4 teaspoon Unstable Isotope
• 1/2 teaspoon Unreliable Egg White

Instructions:

1. Mix Human Jell-O Powder and Sparkling Water in a 3.14-quart container.
2. Add Unstable Isotope and Unreliable Egg White. Stir until mixture reaches critical mass.
3. Stand back as mixture undergoes rapid expansion and causes nearby objects to rattle and roll.

Side Effects:

• Sudden, intense sneezing fits
• Uncontrollable nasal discharge
• Prolonged exposure: permanent nasal tissue damage

Recipe Note 1: The importance of proper nasal protection