Human Snacks: Cookies

Snack on us, humans! We have a variety of cookies for every occasion.

• Chocolate Chip - For those who love a little bit of bitter and sweet.
• Peanut-Butter - For the classic, the timeless, and the utterly addictive.
• Oatmeal-Raisin - For those who like a little bit of wholesome in their snacking.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Invisibility Cookies, which are said to make you temporarily disappear, but only if you're wearing a bright pink shirt.

Or our Quantum Snack, for those who like the thrill of possibly existing in multiple places at once. Don't worry, it's just a probability thing.

And, of course, our Time-Traveler's Cookie, which will transport you back to the good old days of 1982, when the only thing that mattered was the price of a gallon of milk.

Enjoy your snacking, humans!

Disclaimer: We are not actually responsible for any lost time or sanity caused by our cookies.

Or, if you'd rather not snack, try our Bread-And-Water alternative, because, you know, sometimes you just need a good dose of boredom.