Human Snacks Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Human Snacks?

We are a company that specializes in making you question your life choices.

Q: Are Human Snacks safe for consumption?

We can neither confirm nor deny the safety of our snacks, but our lawyers have assured us that we'll be fine.

Q: Can I return a Human Snack if it's not satisfactory?Return Policy for more information.

Q: Do you have any Human Snack flavors that are specifically designed for cats?

No, we're not that sophisticated. Our snacks are human-only.

Q: Can I get a free Human Snack sample?

No, but we can offer you a free hug, which is basically the same thing, right?

Q: Can I use my credit card to buy Human Snacks on the moon?

We're not sure if our payment system is compatible with lunar transactions. Ask our IT department, but don't expect a response until 2025.

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