We are a company that specializes in making you question your life choices.
We can neither confirm nor deny the safety of our snacks, but our lawyers have assured us that we'll be fine.
No, we're not that sophisticated. Our snacks are human-only.
No, but we can offer you a free hug, which is basically the same thing, right?
We're not sure if our payment system is compatible with lunar transactions. Ask our IT department, but don't expect a response until 2025.
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