Are you feeling stressed? Do you have anxiety? Do you just want a quick pick-me-up? Look no further than Human Snacks: Fries as Therapy!
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals will guide you through a series of increasingly intense fry-related exercises.
Don't have time to come in for a session? No problem! Simply order our Fry Dispensing Robot for a DIY therapy experience!
Side effects may include: increased happiness, spontaneous smiling, and a strong desire for more fries.