Human Snack Puffs

Welcome to the most majestic land of human snack puffs! Here you'll find an assortment of puffed delights that defy the laws of physics and good sense.

Our puffs are made from the finest rehydrated human bits, carefully crafted to provide a flavor experience that's out of this world (and also in your mouth).

Flavor Profiles

Terrible Taste Bomb - Our take on the classic "I-just-ate-something-that-shouldn't-be-eaten" experience.

So Bright It Hurts - A puff so vibrant, it'll make you question your life choices.