Dragon Fire Socks: The Snack of Legends

A recipe for when the world is about to end, because let's face it, you're going to need something to fuel your escape from the impending dragon fire.

Ingredients:

Combine ingredients in a large bowl, add a pinch of desperation, and mix until well-coated.

Optional: add a dash of hope.

Instructions:

  1. Preheat oven to 500 degrees Fahrenheit. Or, you know, just use a blowtorch.
  2. Mix until the mixture is just combined.
  3. Shape into small balls of fire.
  4. Bake until crispy and slightly charred.
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