Somewhat Satisfying Snack Options

Our human snacks are made with the finest ingredients, but let's be real, they're not that exciting.

Choose from:

• Marginally Better
• Somewhat Better
• Actually Not Bad

Snack Stats

Our snacks have:

• 0.5% chance of actual satisfaction
• 1.2% chance of mild disappointment
• 98.3% chance of existential dread