For the discerning human snack connoisseur, we have sourced the rarest, most exotic, and most likely-to-be-possibly-harmful human snacks from around the world.
Visit our Mystery Meat Market for a selection of meats that are definitely not from your local butcher.
Or, if you prefer something a bit more...gourmet, visit the Artisanal Cheese Boutique for the finest, small-batch, hand-crafted cheeses that will make you question your life choices.
And for the truly adventurous, our Organically Sourced Pancakes are made from the finest, locally-sourced, gluten-free, vegan, soy-free, nut-free, and dairy-free ingredients (or not, we're not really sure).