This department is responsible for all things human, except when we're not.
Learn about our questionable history Meet our team of highly trained, highly paid, and highly overworked employees View our client roster: a list of people who still don't understand us A select few who have somehow managed to grasp the basicsWe are a group of highly skilled individuals who are dedicated to the art of not being human.
Our mission is to interact with humans in as many ways as possible, while still maintaining a safe emotional distance.
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