html Antidotes: The Unpopular Opinions

Disagreeable Musings

1. The world would be a better place if everyone wore socks with sandals.

It's a fashion statement that says, "I've given up on life."

2. The best way to get exercise is by watching paint dry.

It's like a workout, but without all that tedious movement.

3. The most efficient way to travel is by teleportation.

No more traffic jams, no more airport security lines.