We have documented a disturbing trend in human interaction: the consumption of cookies. Our researchers have identified 17 known cases of individuals devouring cookies with reckless abandon.
Cases include:
- Cookie McCookieface (2018): Consumed 5 cookies in 3 minutes.
- Jane Doe (2019): Eaten 3 cookies while watching cat videos.
- Billy Bobson (2020): Devoured 2 cookies during a 30-minute phone call.
Our findings suggest a correlation between cookie consumption and decreased productivity.
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