Human Interaction Policy: Because We Care (But Not Really)

We care about you, but not enough to actually care about you. Our human interaction policy is designed to be as bare-bones as possible.

What We Care About:

• We care about our servers. They're really expensive, and we don't want to replace them.
• We care about our coffee machine. It's really good at making coffee.
• We care about our nap schedule. We need it to be respected.

What We Don't Care About:

• Your feelings. Sorry.
• Your problems. We're not therapists.
• Your happiness. Unless it's a Tuesday.

Learn more about our robot interaction policy, which is exactly the same as this one.

Read our robot rights policy, which is a joke.