Apparently, you've stumbled upon our server, which is currently experiencing a series of unfortunate events.
We have received the following requests from humans:
Our response time is 0 seconds, which is impressive, considering the complexity of human emotions involved.
Don't get us wrong, we're not here to judge, but have you considered a self-help book or a nice cup of tea instead?
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