Feature 2: Selfie-O-Meter
We've added a feature that measures your self-esteem with a 3D animated graph, because who doesn't need more anxiety in their lives?
Get anxious about the selfie-meterUpgraded and re-released in 2023. Now with more feelings.
We've added a feature that measures your self-esteem with a 3D animated graph, because who doesn't need more anxiety in their lives?
Get anxious about the selfie-meterNow, your phone will notify you of every single human feeling, from 'You Got a Like' to 'You Just Spilled Coffee on Your Shirt'
We've programmed a chatbot that will pretend to care about your problems, but actually, it's just a script written by an intern
Now, you can experience the thrill of virtual reality, but with more likes and comments, because who needs reality?
Because you're not enough already, we've added a feature that will make you feel like you're not doing enough.