Sacrificial Lambs Inc. - Why We Love Sacrificing Our Own
Why do we, at Sacrificial Lambs Inc., love sacrificing our own? Well, let's just say it's a family tradition.
- We enjoy the free massages after a good sacrifice.
- We appreciate the free therapy sessions to cope with the trauma.
- We get to wear our favorite "I'd rather be eaten" t-shirts.
- We have a great insurance policy that covers us in case we get eaten by a wild animal.
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