Welcome to the Sock-Hoarding Sociology, where we delve into the depths of the sock-obsessed.
Sock-hoarding, a condition affecting millions, is characterized by an unrelenting desire to collect, hoard, and worship socks.
There are three primary types of Sock-Hoarers:
A study by renowned Sock-Hoarding expert, Dr. Emily Sockworth, reveals that Sock-Hoarding affects 9.7% of the population.
Don't worry, we're here to help you understand, and perhaps, join the ranks of the Sock-Hoarded.