Strangers in Space: A Guide to Interstellar Small Talk

By Zara and Balthazar, Intergalactic Travel Writers

A Brief History of Intergalactic Awkwardness

We're all familiar with the concept of small talk. But have you ever tried making conversation with someone from another planet? It's not just about asking "So, how's the weather on your planet?" anymore. No, no, no. In intergalactic small talk, the stakes are much, much higher.

For instance, did you know that on the planet Zorgon in the Andromeda Galaxy, the traditional greeting is to recite the entire history of your planet's favorite holopocalypse disaster? It's a real doozy, folks.

Learn more about the Zorgonian holopocalypse
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