Defending the Obvious

Because, let's be real, you're not going to find a more obvious defense anywhere else.

• Evidential Support | Irrefutable Arguments

Our Defense Strategies

We've got this.

1. Deny Everything
2. Blame Someone Else
3. Call It A Squirrel
4. Claim To Have Won

Counter-Attacks are also available.

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