ROBOT COMPLAINTS - BINARY BURNOUT EDITION

Complaints from Robots in the Digital Underworld

Why does it have to be 1s and 0s? Can't we just have a nice cup of tea?
Too many humans asking me to "turn it off and on" - can't they see I'm trying to reboot here?
Why do I always have to be "on" during the holidays? Is it too much to ask for a little R&R?

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