Causes of Hundred-Meter Hysteria
- Excessive cake consumption
- Watching too many 'How to Build a Better World' videos
- Reading self-help books on self-improvement
- Excessive use of the phrase 'Just a little higher, just a little lower'
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Symptoms of Hundred-Meter Hysteria
- Feeling like you're stuck in an endless elevator ride
- Experiencing vertigo in your daily activities
- Feeling an uncontrollable urge to shout 'I'M TOO SHORT!' or 'I'M TOO TALL!'
- Spending an excessive amount of time on the stairs
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