Feature Article 2: The Mysterious Disappearance of the Office Coffee Machine
It was a dark and stormy night. The office was quiet, except for the faint hum of the fluorescent lights overhead. The employees were all gone, but the coffee machine, once a beacon of hope and productivity, was gone as well. Gone, that is, until our intrepid reporter, Jane Doe, stumbled upon a cryptic message scrawled on the wall in what appeared to be blood.
"They took it. They took it all," the message read.
Our reporter followed the trail of crumbs and discarded coffee cups, leading her to the sinister lair of our arch-nemesis, The Janitor.
"I did it for the greater good," he cackled maniacally. "The office was drinking too much coffee. It was a drain on the productivity and creativity of our employees."
But Jane was not deterred. She pressed on, determined to get to the bottom of the mystery.