IA Review: Mission Statement

Our Mission: To Review Things That Don't Need Reviewing, Because Someone Has To Do It.

At IA Review, we take pride in scrutinizing the most mundane, the most boring, and the most utterly unremarkable things on the internet.

From the intricacies of a well-crafted toaster manual to the thrilling world of online coupon codes, no stone is left unturned in our quest for the perfect, soul-crushing, existential dread.

We're not just reviewing things, we're questioning the very fabric of reality itself.

Join us, won't you?

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