Advanced Technique Review
Wherein lies the art of Neo-Brutalist technique? It is a delicate dance of contrasting colors and jagged lines, a symphony of sharp angles and jarring juxtapositions. In this esteemed section, we will delve into the upper echelons of our aesthetic, where the unwary dare not tread.
But fear not, dear reader, for we shall guide you through the minefield of our advanced techniques, and reward your bravery with a badge of honor, embossed upon your forehead in the shape of a pixelated star.
The Five Cardinal Rules
Rule the First: A good Neo-Brutalist knows that a true work of art must have at least three colors: black, a bright, eye-searing primary hue, and a third, usually garish secondary hue.
Rule the Second: Never, ever, ever use a font smaller than 12pt. The unwary may think it cute, but we know better.
Rule the Third: A good Neo-Brutalist must always, always, always include a gratuitous use of drop shadows to create a sense of depth.
The Seven Deadly Sins of Neo-Brutalist Composition
Sin the First: Using too many colors. Don't do this.
Sin the Second: Failing to use enough colors. Also, do not do this.