iAPS Membership Fees: Because You're Clearly a High-End Connoisseur

Join the ranks of the most discerning, yet slightly eccentric, art enthusiasts. Annual fees start at a mere $10,000 and go up to $50,000 for our exclusive "I'm-Richer-Than-Jesus" package.

Benefits include:

• Early access to our monthly "Art Appreciation" newsletter, written by our team of highly trained, yet slightly unhinged, art critics.
• A complimentary membership to our "I Hate My Life" support group, where you can commiserate with fellow art aficionados about the crushing ennui of modern life.
• Exclusive access to our "Artisanal" wine tastings, featuring the finest, most overpriced, and least palatable wines from around the world.
• A personalized "I'm-a-Collector" certificate, perfect for framing and displaying on your velvet rope-encased wall of shame.

But wait, there's more!

Need a little extra time to pay? We understand. Our deferment plan is available for an additional 20% fee. Or, if you're feeling particularly flush, you can opt for our "Pay-It-Forward" plan, where we just give you a nice, expensive watch and you pretend to be interested in our art.