Reading Habits of a Self-Important Person

In the grand tradition of literary greats, I only read books that are 100% free of error. Anything less would be an affront to the very concept of literature.

My reading list is carefully curated to exclude any books that may challenge my worldview or require actual effort.

I've been known to read the same book 12 times in a row. Not because I enjoy it, but because it's a good way to avoid actual interaction with others.

If you're interested in reading like me, I highly recommend you start with a good dictionary. Trust me, it's a real page-turner.