Recipe for Disaster
Mix 1 cup of existential dread with 1/4 cup of crippling anxiety. Add a dash of hope and a pinch of despair. Stir until well combined. Serve with a side of crippling student loans.
Optional: Add a dollop of nostalgia for the good old days of 2008.
Or: Substitute with a can of existential crisis for an extra kick.
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